1. Bettie Page Picture Perfect Spanking Paddle

      Average customer review 4.5 out of 5 stars16 reviews

      All hail the queen. The queen of bondage and pin-up, that is. The original pioneer of all things kink, Bettie blazed the trail with her risqué BDSM photoshoots way back in the prudish '50s. In fact, we hear she taught Christian Grey everything he knows...

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      1. Bettie Page Picture Perfect Spanking Paddle

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    1. Product Description

      All hail the queen. The queen of bondage and pin-up, that is. The original pioneer of all things kink, Bettie blazed the trail with her risqué BDSM photoshoots way back in the prudish '50s. In fact, we hear she taught Christian Grey everything he knows...

      Get a slice of the action (and Bettie's beautiful derrière) with this dual-sided beginner's spanking paddle and inject some authentic bondage legacy into your kinky play sessions.

      Just like the starlet herself, this spanker has a nice side, and a naughty one. Explore its 2 surfaces and switch between light and heavy strokes to discover the pleasures of S&M play with your partner.

      Use the soft, quilted side to deliver delicate strokes and gentle caresses to your lover's thighs and bottom. When you're both ready, move on to the smooth, rigid surface to send sharp snaps with a pleasant sting through your partner's skin. An integrated wrist strap, detailed with Bettie's signature, offers security during play.

      We've worked closely with Bettie Page's estate to combine years of Lovehoney knowledge with sensational Bettie Page styling. The result is a stunning collection of pleasure products to satisfy Bettie Page collectors, retro addicts and bondage enthusiasts alike.

      Key Features:

      • Luxurious dual-sided spanking paddle for beginner's impact play
      • Quilted faux leather offers muffled spanks for light sensation
      • Smooth, rigid side creates audible slaps and sharp stimulation
      • Ergonomic 6.5 inch handle with wrist loop enables easy, confident swings
      • Long spanking surface with iconic image of Bettie Page spreads sensation across a 6 x 2.5 inch area
      • Presented in a beautiful Bettie Page storage box with collector's card and keyring
      • Official Bettie Page merchandise, approved by the Bettie Page estate
    1. How it measures up

      • Length: 12.5
    2. How it feels

      • Material: Faux Leather

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      Just like Bettie Page herself, this spanking paddle has a dual personality. With 2 different surfaces to choose from, switch between light and heavy strokes to discover the pleasures of S&M play with your partner. With a plush, quilted side offering delicate taps, the harder picture side contrasts with sharper slaps for varied sensations. The perfect paddle for bondage beginners, it has a slim ergonomic handle, wrist loop and long spanking surface.

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    1. Customer Reviews

      Bettie Page Picture Perfect Spanking Paddle 16 4.5 out of 5 stars 4.5 out of 5

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      1. Bettie Page Picture Perfect Spanking Paddle
      2. Bettie Page Picture Perfect Spanking Paddle

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    1. Rosy cheeks

      Reviewed: April 30, 2016 by Killa-gummibear, a Bisexual Going Steady Female

      My OH bought this product as we are both big Bettie Page fans and we admire her aesthetic. When we opened the box, I quickly purloined the collectable keyring and cigarette card that are included.

      Once my partner and I got down to using the product, a good time was had by all. Both sides produce a nice noise when used upon the derrière. The sting was very pleasurable and it has become my favourite spanking toy.

      A must-have for any kinkster.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      The sting, the noise and the experience are all excellent.
      Cons
      Nothing.
      Bottom line
      A must-have for any kinkster.
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. Bettie needs a spank - Part 1

      Reviewed: April 19, 2016 by BobDog, a Straight Going Steady Male

      My order arrived promptly in discreet packaging as usual, which is great as my neighbours are kind enough to look after the parcels if I am not in.

      Inside was a stylish box of fifties glamour. My OH loves the Bettie Page aesthetic, so do I.

      As well as the paddle, the box had a keyring and cigarette card, neither of which I managed to get a good look at as I wasn't quick enough to call dibs.

      The paddle itself is a joy to hold. It is similar to other dual sensation paddles, but the soft side has a much more luxurious quilted padding, the hard side is signed with a picture of Miss Page, minus nipples, as my OH exclaimed.

      To get in the mood we put on Violet Chachki's "Bettie" as my OH assumed the position.

      Started gently with the quilted side, with a short break to put the wrist strap on as it was interfering with the experience.

      The quilted side gives a nice resounding 'thump' with each whack, as my OH's cheeks began to glow we swapped to the Bettie side and a slightly quieter, but still satisfying 'thump.'

      After a while of alternating between Bettie and quilted side my OH reached the point of no return and then it was time to stop.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      The craftsmanship and presentation.
      Cons
      Nothing.
      Bottom line
      A quality way to deliver punishment or pleasure spankings.
    3. 2 people found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. Turn the Page and discover something new

      Reviewed: March 11, 2015 by Lovehoney - Jess Wilde, a Straight Single Female

      There are so many reasons I got myself this spanking paddle, and it's lived up to all my expectations. If you have the same requirements for a paddle, I highly recommend you purchase this spanker!

      1) It's Bettie Page! I LOVE retro bits and pieces (and strong women from history), and with a background in burlesque felt I really should get my hands on something Bettie inspired. Not to mention this is an official piece of merchandise, authorised by the Bettie Page estate, so it's not just some cheap 'wannabe' product. I love authenticity, so this ticked all the boxes.

      2) The quality of the products and packaging. Even though this was a 'gift' to myself, I was still thrilled to have everything that came with the paddle, from the keyring and collector's card, to the sensational hard box it came in. I love it! Plus the paddle itself is great build-quality, including the stitching, material, wrist loop and Bettie Page image - it's all "Picture Perfect"!

      3) It's faux leather. I really dislike leather and try to avoid purchasing animal-based products wherever possible, not to mention my boyfriend is Vegan so this is a really important thing for us, but is REALLY difficult when shopping for bondage gear.

      We loved experimenting with the dual sides design and found that each surface felt really different from one another. The padded side was great for thuddy slaps and textured strokes, where as the photo side creates more of a 'slap' (similar to a hand slap) for more attention-grabbing spanks.

      All-in-all, this is a great paddle for first-time and experienced spankers, anyone who loves Bettie Page and retro-repro products or anyone who wants good quality, Vegan-friendly bondage equipment. You will not be disappointed with this product, I assure you.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Quality. Vegan-friendly. Bettie Page! Authentic merchandise.
      Cons
      Nothing
      Bottom line
      One of my all time favourite sex toys.
    3. 1 person found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes