1. Fifty Shades of Grey Spank Me Please Spanking Ruler

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      1. Fifty Shades of Grey Spank Me Please Spanking Ruler

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    1. Product Description

      Who knew that your next erotic toy could be found in your desk tidy? Allowing you to quite literally rule your sub, this lengthy spanking ruler from the Fifty Shades of Grey collection is firm but flexible for a stinging and oh-so-satisfying slap.

      "Only Christian could turn me on with just a look and the flex of a ruler..." -Anastasia Steele

      Perfect for beginners who wish to channel their inner Ana and Christian, the pliable wood of the ruler is ideal for dominant flexing and gesturing. To start, gently tap the spanker against your lover's buttocks and thighs, before gradually increasing the intensity and frequency of your swings.

      Part of the Fifty Shades of Grey The Official Pleasure Collection approved by author E L James.

      Key Features:

      • Wooden spanking ruler with 'Spank Me' inscribed on the back
      • Perfect first bondage accessory for spanking and satisfying stings
      • Smooth and flexible for light taps and enthusiastic thwacks
      • Centimetre and inch markings for discreet and practical office use
      • Made from high quality, sleek and strong wood

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      Discover the fun of spanking, pain and pleasure with the Fifty Shades of Grey Spank Me Please Spanking Ruler. Designed to deliver a satisfying sting to your lover's behind, it's sleek and effective, and the perfect beginner's bondage accessory.

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    1. Customer Reviews

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    1. Punishing

      Reviewed: August 18, 2016 by J&Dx, a Straight Going Steady Male

      This is the first and harshest spanking toy we have purchased.

      It can give a sting and leave some marks and therefore only use it on rare occasions.

      Would recommend it for couples who are comfortable knowing each other's limits.

      It is very intimidating and kinky, as well as durable and easy to use.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      It's sleek and dark.
      Cons
      Nothing.
      Bottom line
      Great for intimidation and punishment.
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    1. Wow

      Reviewed: August 6, 2016 by Smilingangel, a Straight Going Steady Female

      Me and my boyfriend both love a bit of spanking.

      I bought this as a surprise for him.

      And God was he shocked when I pulled this out during roleplay!

      It made me feel more in control as you can hit the desired spot more accurately than if you're using a whip, as a whip hits a bigger surface.

      Such a good buy.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      The pain.
      Cons
      Nothing.
      Bottom line
      Great.
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. Spank me firmly... indeed!

      Reviewed: July 18, 2016 by ThatOneCoupleWho..., a Straight Engaged Male

      We bought this as a sturdier, less flexible option for spanking, and just as expected it did the job great!

      Being made of rigid wood, it is less pliable and so you can be more precise with it, and cause an extra sting than you would with a crop or whip style toy. This gives more control and a firmer strike that feels amazing whether you’re the one being spanked or the one doing the spanking!

      It’s great quality material, and aside from the ‘Spank me, please…’ written on the front, quite closely resembles an ordinary ruler, giving it loads of potential for roleplay.

      The ribbon that ties the tag to the ruler gives it a nice, pretty touch if re-tied through the hole.

      We would highly recommend this to anyone who wants to expand their spanking tools or roleplay kits!

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Versatile for role play, good texture for spanking.
      Cons
      'Spank me please' is a dead giveaway.
      Bottom line
      Amazing spanking experience.
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes