1. Fifty Shades of Grey Spank Me Please Spanking Ruler

      Average customer review 5 out of 5 stars38 reviews

      Who knew that your next erotic toy could be found in your desk tidy? Allowing you to quite literally rule your sub, this lengthy spanking ruler from the Fifty Shades of Grey collection is firm but flexible for a stinging and oh-so-satisfying slap.

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      1. Fifty Shades of Grey Spank Me Please Spanking Ruler

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    1. Product Description

      Who knew that your next erotic toy could be found in your desk tidy? Allowing you to quite literally rule your sub, this lengthy spanking ruler from the Fifty Shades of Grey collection is firm but flexible for a stinging and oh-so-satisfying slap.

      "Only Christian could turn me on with just a look and the flex of a ruler..." -Anastasia Steele

      Perfect for beginners who wish to channel their inner Ana and Christian, the pliable wood of the ruler is ideal for dominant flexing and gesturing. To start, gently tap the spanker against your lover's buttocks and thighs, before gradually increasing the intensity and frequency of your swings.

      Part of the Fifty Shades of Grey The Official Pleasure Collection approved by author E L James.

      Key Features:

      • Wooden spanking ruler with 'Spank Me' inscribed on the back
      • Perfect first bondage accessory for spanking and satisfying stings
      • Smooth and flexible for light taps and enthusiastic thwacks
      • Centimetre and inch markings for discreet and practical office use
      • Made from high quality, sleek and strong wood
    1. How it feels

      • Material: Wood

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      Discover the fun of spanking, pain and pleasure with the Fifty Shades of Grey Spank Me Please Spanking Ruler. Designed to deliver a satisfying sting to your lover's behind, it's sleek and effective, and the perfect beginner's bondage accessory.

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    1. Customer Reviews

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      1. Fifty Shades of Grey Spank Me Please Spanking Ruler
      2. Fifty Shades of Grey Spank Me Please Spanking Ruler

        Only: $14.95

        Only 8 in stock - order now

        Hurry! This discontinued item won't be restocked!

    1. The fun and pleasure ruler

      Reviewed: April 16, 2016 by Thejockk, a Straight Going Steady Male

      Me and my OH love a bit of spanking and, well, the Fifty Shades of Grey Spank Me Please Spanking Ruler does not disappoint.

      With its solid wooden material and its high-quality finish, it looks like great and, well, the first time you hold it you know it's going to give some good spankings.

      So when my OH used this on me she had me begging for more and screaming with the pain and pleasure as I was enjoying it so much. We even like to play out the whole teacher and naughty schoolgirl roles.

      And when I use it on her, well, she's begging me to stop and telling me she'll behave herself - it brings a lot of fun to the bedroom.

      We would recommend to anyone who likes a little bit of naughtiness in the bedroom and enjoys a good spanking.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      How solid and firm it is and gives a great spanking.
      Cons
      Nothing.
      Bottom line
      Great product firm and can have some great times with it.
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. Perfect for roleplaying

      Reviewed: March 29, 2016 by BondageAddict

      Me and my partner like the whole Teacher and Student play, and when we found this we had to have it!

      When it arrived it was just of high quality. And when I say high quality, it feels like a genuine school ruler from a few decades ago.

      Perfect for spanking and hasn't even developed any cracks.

      Seems like an odd observation, but it is accurate on the measurements too.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Amazing prop for roleplay.
      Cons
      N/A.
      Bottom line
      An amazing spanker!
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. Spank me please

      Reviewed: March 26, 2016 by SophieS, a Straight Single Female

      While cuffed to the bed I begged my boyfriend to spank me more with it.

      Very classy looking ruler. Black finish, and nice etched words into it.

      Comes with a little booklet about safe spanking.

      Wooden ruler, so be mindful.

      We used the smooth me cream after from the same range.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Classy, nice.
      Cons
      Nothing.
      Bottom line
      Amazing ruler.
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes