10 Best Secret Santa Gifts
It's that time of year again: Secret Santa!
No doubt you've pulled a name from a hat (or, more likely, an office mug) and now have the challenge of buying that person a gift.
If you're lucky, it's a friend you know well, but there's a good chance it's Bob from Accounting who you've only met that one time. #SocksItIsThen
Take the stress out of Secret Santa shopping (and the disappointment of receiving socks) by buying a sexy novelty gift.
A cheeky pressie from Lovehoney means you can give the gift of (sexual) happiness, without needing to bring out your Sherlock-worthy detective skills.
And if it all goes tits up, well, it's called Secret Santa for a reason.
Check out our top 10 sexy secret santa gifts below and get inspired.
Got a budget? Everything in this list costs less than a tenner!
Step away from that generic box of chocs and go for a sweet treat with a difference. Infused with 5 nourishing oils and sweet vanilla, this delish massage oil is perfect for those with a sweet tooth to lick off their lover's bare body.Highlights:
- Infused with nourishing essential oils
- Travel-friendly 30ml for romantic trips away
- Delicious vanilla flavour and fragrance
- The Hopeless Romantic
"This stuff is delicious! It smells divine, feels silky and non-greasy/sticky, and tastes lovely.
Skin feels lovely and soft afterwards, it doesn't mark the sheets, and it does make you hungry for some sweetness of a whole other kind..."
Who's top of your naughty list this year? Instead of hiding a lump of coal in their stocking, scoop up a handful of these pebbles and give them a long, teasing massage.
- Presented in a pretty drawstring gift bag
- Compatible with lubricants and massage oils
- Ideal for extra pleasurable temperature play
- The Health Spa Fanatic
"They come in a variety of sizes and they really add to the massage experience. We found that with massage oil you can rub the stones all over the body, working them into the muscles rather than just placing them on as they are so smooth."
Everyone loves to find out their partner's or their friends' dirty little secrets, and this fun card game lets you do just that. The 'Would you rather'-style questions make for great entertainment at the office Christmas party, while the recipient can enjoy the dares with their partner later in the evening.Highlights:
- A fun, non-intimidating game to play with friends or lovers
- 52-card deck gives tons of playing options
- Complete with dare suggestions if someone doesn't want to answer the questions
- The One Who Loves To Know Everything
"They're pretty and discreet - perfect as a Christmas stocking stuffer, Hen Party favour (I imagine these questions would get a few giggles on a girly night out!) or a 'just because' treat."
From bedroom to fancy dress party and everywhere in-between, enchant all you meet in Fever's sheer white hold up stockings. These Mrs Claus-esque classic white hold ups feature a thick thigh band and are finished with cute red bows.Highlights:
- Festively fun and perfect for xmas dress up
- One size fits most
- Under £5 and not edible
- The Christmas-Obsessed Fancy-Dresser
"Fit well, both on my long legs and the wife's shorter chunkier legs. Haven't tried these without suspenders, but they are quite stretchy, so don't know how well they would hold up."
Fluffy on the outside, hardcore on the inside. Just like Chuck Norris' beard these furry cuffs pack a punch. Within the soft faux fur exterior is a set of lockable metal handcuffs for reliable restraint with a cosy embrace and, in red, they're oh-so festive!Highlights:
- Metal handcuffs with faux fur covering
- Safety catch and 2 keys
- 4 colours to choose from: red, pink, purple and black
- The Quiet One
"For the size and price these are little fluffy miracles. You must buy them! They instantly add that little something to bedroom activities and were a turn on straight away for me and the Mr."
When you're playing with these carnal cards, you'll struggle to keep a poker face whatever hand you're dealt. Taking inspiration from the original Kama Sutra, each card features a different position for you to explore, ensuring everyone comes up trumps.Highlights:
- Full 52-card deck with 2 joker cards
- Each card features a different Kama Sutra position
- Great for better sex, hilarious card games and x-rated magic tricks
- The Gamer
- The Yoga Pro
"I bought these and a cheeky little stocking filler at Christmas, and boy am I glad. My BF and I love to play rummy and we have just started using these instead of the other cards. It's great fun!"
Presenting the perfect package, this provocative thong from the Unwrap Me collection is the gift of all gifts.Highlights:
Its daring opening to the front is tied with a soft satin bow that's easy to tug open with fingers, toes or teeth...
- G-string with posing pouch for generous packages
- Ribbon unties to reveal Santa's sack
- One size fits most
- The Show Off
"I wore it Valentine's morning and then later when my girlfriend pulled off my jeans and saw it... her eyes lit up! Let's just say I haven't seen anyone so eager to grab something since the first time I went to Nando's!"
Unleashing powerful vibrations on external and internal sexy spots, this multispeed mini marvel is fabulous for him or for her . A mini vibrator to coax mighty orgasms whenever you please, mind-blowing stimulation and explosive results are yours for the taking. Oh, and it's gold, and we all know gold is a Christmas colour.Highlights:
- Powerful classic vibe
- Easy twist-base
- It's gold!
- The "Everything's Got to be Gold" Friend
"This was the very first vibrator I ever bought, and my gosh I have never looked back! Great toy for beginners. It's discreet and slim and packs powerful vibrations for such a small, one-battery toy. Definitely does the job!"
Great for a friend who's doing lots of travelling this Christmas, this finger vibe is bound to boost Boxing Day antics – that stay with the in-laws won't seem so bad with this buzzing beaut in their bag!Highlights:
- Intense stimulation straight to your erogenous zones
- Ideal for solo play and foreplay with a partner
- Perfect for pleasure on the go
- The Jet Setter
"Ordered this for a little bit of outdoors fun with the hubby as it's small so can be hidden well. The vibrating part is very powerful (thankfully for me I love strong vibration). With a little lube, it was slipping and sliding in the right places."
A great cheeky gift for a giggle and some inspiration for foreplay and sex, Lovehoney Sex Dice are both classy and sassy.Highlights:
A brilliant Secret Santa gift for the friend who likes trying new things, or who's stuck in a routine and needs to shake things up!
- Fun chance-based game for bedroom inspiration
- Suitable for all genders
- Great for a giggle and a romp
- The Risk Taker
"The dice were far better than I expected - larger and with a good weight to them. I especially love the clean contemporary look of them. They make a great stocking stuffer or sexy gift, but for me the advantage of a toy like this is that they were small enough to easily hide and pack away for a romantic and fun filled getaway."