10 Best Secret Santa Gifts
Take the stress out of Secret Santa shopping (and the disappointment of receiving socks) by buying a sexy novelty gift.
Give the gift of (sexual) happiness, without needing to bring out your Sherlock-worthy detective skills.
Check out our top 10 sexy secret santa gifts below and get inspired.
Step away from that generic box of chocs and go for a sweet treat with a difference. Infused with 5 nourishing oils and sweet vanilla, this delish massage oil is perfect for those with a sweet tooth to lick off their lover's bare body.Highlights:
- Infused with nourishing essential oils
- Travel-friendly 30ml for romantic trips away
- Delicious vanilla flavour and fragrance
- The Hopeless Romantic
"This stuff is delicious! It smells divine, feels silky and non-greasy/sticky, and tastes lovely.
Skin feels lovely and soft afterwards, it doesn't mark the sheets, and it does make you hungry for some sweetness of a whole other kind..."
Who's top of your naughty list this year? Instead of hiding a lump of coal in their stocking, scoop up a handful of these pebbles and give them a long, teasing massage.
- Presented in a pretty drawstring gift bag
- Compatible with lubricants and massage oils
- Ideal for extra pleasurable temperature play
- The Health Spa Fanatic
"They come in a variety of sizes and they really add to the massage experience. We found that with massage oil you can rub the stones all over the body, working them into the muscles rather than just placing them on as they are so smooth."
Everyone loves to find out their partner's or their friends' dirty little secrets, and this fun card game lets you do just that. The 'Would you rather'-style questions make for great entertainment at the office Christmas party, while the recipient can enjoy the dares with their partner later in the evening.Highlights:
- A fun, non-intimidating game to play with friends or lovers
- 52-card deck gives tons of playing options
- Complete with dare suggestions if someone doesn't want to answer the questions
- The One Who Loves To Know Everything
"They're pretty and discreet - perfect as a Christmas stocking stuffer, Hen Party favour (I imagine these questions would get a few giggles on a girly night out!) or a 'just because' treat."
From bedroom to fancy dress party and everywhere in-between, enchant all you meet in Fever's sheer white hold up stockings. These Mrs Claus-esque classic white hold ups feature a thick thigh band and are finished with cute red bows.Highlights:
- Festively fun and perfect for xmas dress up
- One size fits most
- Under £5 and not edible
- The Christmas-Obsessed Fancy-Dresser
"Fit well, both on my long legs and the wife's shorter chunkier legs. Haven't tried these without suspenders, but they are quite stretchy, so don't know how well they would hold up."
Fluffy on the outside, hardcore on the inside. Just like Chuck Norris' beard these furry cuffs pack a punch. Within the soft faux fur exterior is a set of lockable metal handcuffs for reliable restraint with a cosy embrace and, in red, they're oh-so festive!Highlights:
- Metal handcuffs with faux fur covering
- Safety catch and 2 keys
- 4 colours to choose from: red, pink, purple and black
- The Quiet One
"For the size and price these are little fluffy miracles. You must buy them! They instantly add that little something to bedroom activities and were a turn on straight away for me and the Mr."
When you're playing with these carnal cards, you'll struggle to keep a poker face whatever hand you're dealt. Taking inspiration from the original Kama Sutra, each card features a different position for you to explore, ensuring everyone comes up trumps.Highlights:
- Full 52-card deck with 2 joker cards
- Each card features a different Kama Sutra position
- Great for better sex, hilarious card games and x-rated magic tricks
- The Gamer
- The Yoga Pro
"I bought these and a cheeky little stocking filler at Christmas, and boy am I glad. My BF and I love to play rummy and we have just started using these instead of the other cards. It's great fun!"
Presenting the perfect package, this provocative thong from the Unwrap Me collection is the gift of all gifts.Highlights:
Its daring opening to the front is tied with a soft satin bow that's easy to tug open with fingers, toes or teeth...
- G-string with posing pouch for generous packages
- Ribbon unties to reveal Santa's sack
- One size fits most
- The Show Off
"I wore it Valentine's morning and then later when my girlfriend pulled off my jeans and saw it... her eyes lit up! Let's just say I haven't seen anyone so eager to grab something since the first time I went to Nando's!"
Get sleigh bells jingling and sexy bits tingling with our Desire luxury Orgasm Balm this Christmas. Dab a little bit of this thrilling menthol-infused concoction onto clitoris, nipples or penis and enjoy new pleasurable sensations.Highlights:
- Luxurious infused balm for sexy play
- Increases sensitivity where you want them most
- Discreet 30g pot ideal for travel
- The Foreplay Lover
"When I first put it on, straight away I felt the warm tingling sensation, it creates that tingle you get when you're horny. I'm being honest here, it's powerful stuff."
Attention, Broad City fans! This mini marvel for couples will heat things up between the sheets. With its vibrating multispeed bullet and twin rings it is the gift that keeps on giving. Put a ring (or two) on it this Christmas! You’re welcome.Highlights:
- Powerful vibrating cock ring
- Removable bullet vibrator
- Couples Who Like to Spice Things Up
"I actually think that the vibrator works well with the love ring. I also love that it transforms my husband's dick into the best vibrator ever. You can't find a more realistic vibrator than that."
A great cheeky gift for a giggle and some inspiration for foreplay and sex, the Lovehoney Oh! Hot Knots Beginner's Bondage Game lets you explore each other in a variety of activities. You will both get your turn thanks to 'switch' cards that allow you to shift which player is in control.Highlights:
- Thrilling bondage-style card game
- 4-piece set with cards, blindfold, satin ties and safety instructions
- Great for spicing up game night
- The Risk Taker
"This game worked wonders and definitely spiced up an already active love life, it allowed us to try out things we haven't done before,, giving in to sensual temptations and most importantly have a lot of fun in the process."