10 Best Sexy Stocking Stuffers
A Christmas stocking is a great way to give your partner a sexy gift, especially if this is the first time you've bought a toy to use together.
"Why?" you ask. Well, traditionally stockings are opened in bed on Chrismas morning, which is a lot more private than the tree you now have in the lounge.
Not to mention you're already in a great location to try some of your new treats before the kids wake up/the family arrives/you have to do that Xmas commitment you wish you hadn't arranged.
Plus, choosing a stocking as your delivery method should help in decision making (there are only so many toys you can fit in a stocking!), and make a nice cheeky bumper to any other pressies you've bought your special someone.
To give you some inspiration, we've selected our top 10 stocking stuffers.
They all cost less than a tenner (except one!), are small in size, non-intimidating and gender-neutral.
Transform you or your lover into a sex superhero with this plush, fuzzy satin blindfold in festive red. The quickest way to enhance all your senses at once, wearing a blindfold instantly heightens sensitivity to touch, smell, taste and sound, resulting in maximum pleasure from every stimulus.Highlights:
- Ultra-sleek satin lined with faux fur for a sensual experience
- Padded centre blocks out light and keeps you comfortable
- Stretch straps fit almost any head
- Accessorising your bedroom play
- An introduction to sensory deprivation
- A luxurious night's sleep
"Compact, and a great way to spice up things in the bedroom, heightening the senses and bringing excitement whilst awaiting your partner's touch. A must-have for any play."
Treat your partner to stimulation elation as this silver bullet propels them over the brink with military efficiency. Packing 10 delectable functions into its sleek silver form, the Lovehoney Magic Bullet is a climax machine made for pleasure.Highlights:
- Tapered tip for pinpoint stimulation
- Suitable for any external erogenous zone
- Petite enough to use on the go
- Discreet foreplay fun
- Adding an extra something to your gift
- People of all genders
"This is the greatest thing ever. I received it today and couldn't believe it. I have never used anything like this before but, let me tell you, I will recommend this little toy to everyone."
Sexytime without lube is like Christmas dinner without gravy. A big fat NOPE. Which lube? Start with water-based. It's compatible with all sex toy materials and condoms and offers natural-feeling slip.Highlights:
- Water-based formula that's compatible with all toys and condoms
- Female-friendly without any parabens or glycerine
- Bigger bottle for more play potential
- Enhancing all kinds of sex
- Making masturbation even better
- Reducing friction for more comfortable play time
"Talk about slippy, this lube is fantastic. Does exactly what it says and lasts a good while before needing more. Worked with toys perfectly. Great product, will buy the bigger size!"
Tickle their fancy with this feathery beginner's bedroom accessory. Topped with fluffy marabou feathers, this mini tickler awakens nerve-endings all over to heighten sensitivity and build through-the-roof arousal and anticipation.Highlights:
- Super-soft plume of feathers excites the nerves
- Slim handle for easy control
- Looks and feels fantastic
- Increasing skin sensitivity
- Introducing light sensory play to the bedroom
- Upping your sensual massage play
"Feather ticklers have always been one of our top toys. For anyone who wants to try a little light bondage then this would be an ideal start as it's beginner friendly and a very vanilla start into the S&M world."
Cock rings have so many benefits for couples play they're basically multitasking wizards. When worn on a penis, a cock ring can strengthen erections, delay ejaculation and please both partners with scintillating vibrations.Highlights:
- Rumbly vibrations to please both wearer and receiver
- Utterly discreet and super-compact
- Can be used on fingers if there's no penis in your relationship
- Enhanced couple's play
- Boosting the size and strength of erections
- A fun introduction to couple's sex toys
"We weren't expecting much given the price but how wrong were we?! I love it almost as much as our vibrating rabbit cock ring. "Wow" was all I could say, along with "feels so much bigger and harder". Needless to say, we had some of the best sex we had ever had."
Arriving in a cute-yet-practical heart-shaped tin, the Lovehoney Bliss Orgasm Balm is a shining example of the phrase “small but mighty”. Designed to help make your clitoris more responsive, its menthol infusion creates a thrilling throb for a truly explosive finish.Highlights:
- Menthol formula helps to boost circulation to sensitive areas
- Can help to give extra-strong orgasms
- Cute petite tin is super discreet
- Supersizing your sexual sensitivity
- Discovering new ways to enjoy your favourite toys
- Increasing the chance of a clitoral orgasm
"I rubbed it on my clit and it worked within a minute or so. It made it feel so sensitive and tingly before I'd even used anything else on myself. When I did get round to using my toys I couldn't believe the sensation I was feeling - it was so intense and I came so quickly!"
Better than charades and a great way to work off the Christmas pudding, Lovehoney Sex Dice are perfect for couples who like spontaneous sex, or want some extra inspiration for horizontal playtimes.Highlights:
- Trio of dice for sexy and surprising foreplay fun
- 1 action die and 2 body part dice for varied play
- Presented in a cute gift box
- Mixing up your foreplay sessions
- Spicing up games night
- Naughty weekends away
"My OH ordered these as a little jokey surprise, but I can tell you the results are no joke! We've been together a long time and it's easy to let things get predictable, but these dice really help mix things up. Great way to reconnect, laugh and turn each other on all in one go."
The ultimate boost for the amateur masseuse, this game-changing massage candle is the complete package for relaxation. Unlike liquid massage oil, massage candles melt to a warm oil to deliver a toasty-warm soothing massage that nourishes the skin.Highlights:
- Lickable vanilla-infused formula for multi-sensory massages
- Heated oil creates a relaxing sensation
- Presented in a petite tin
- Delicious massages
- Creating a wonderfully fragranced boudoir
- Treating your partner after a stressful week
"Can't rave about this enough! It smells amazing - even after a few minutes the room is filled with a subtle but amazing vanilla scent. The wax has a low melting point, so doesn't hurt when drizzled on skin - it's just pleasantly warm and makes for a great massage oil."
What's more festive and gifty than red ribbons? Introduce a little tie and tease fun to your bedroom adventures with Lovehoney's sensual ribbon cuffs. Pre-looped to make quick beginner's bondage a doddle, their 49.5 inch length is perfect for a wide range of wrist and ankle restraint positions and sizes.Highlights:
- Silky satin restraints give a smooth and sensual bondage experience
- Preformed loops at the end for easy restraint
- 49.5 inches long to allow for varied restraint options
- Taking the first step towards bondage exploration
- A softer feeling than handcuffs or rope
- Quick, easy restraint that's simple to unfasten
"I bought these because me and my partner wanted to try something new. As beginners, we didn't want to spend loads of money on it if we weren't fussed. But this is amazing, I love it. It feels soft against the skin and paired with a blindfold is out of this world!"
Perfect for beginners, the Lovehoney BASICS Beaded Butt Plug is slim and non-intimidating, and allows total control of anal pleasure. Somewhere between anal beads and a butt plug, it's 4-bead design enables bead-by-bead insertion for slow and steady experimentation.Highlights:
- Graduated beads adding pleasing 'pops'
- Flared base for comfortable wear
- Flexible PVC material keeps you comfortable
- First-time anal players
- Sex toy fans looking for new thrills
- Trialling double penetration
"Bought for my OH for first-time anal. With the toy starting off so small it was perfect for us beginners. With plenty of Lovehoney anal lube, it was easily inserted and wasn't uncomfortable. A must-have for first-timers. You can work your way up one bead at a time."