Top 8 Quietest Vibrators
Living in an apartment or townhouse? Have roommates you don't want to invite to your play sessions? Enter our top quiet vibrators for your satisfaction!
Don't worry, they're still more than powerful enough to get you off. Don't settle for less: you CAN have both pleasure-power and whisper-quiet noise in one vibrating package.
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Best for portable power
Small in size, bullet vibrators tend to be the quietest of all sex toys. This super-sleek dreamboat comes with 20 powerful speeds and pulses, controlled by a single button leaving you to concentrate on the job at hand.
What customers say: "I would 100% recommend to anyone who wants a subtle toy that can come out to play when you're alone or with a partner! Love love love!"
Best for discreet travel
Enjoy powerful yet whisper-quiet vibrations with this discreet stealth-like lover. USB-rechargeable, this fabulous finger-shaped vibe beckons you with 4 speeds, 3 patterns and a precision tip to hit your hotspots.
What customers say: "This product is amazing. I bought it to spice up mine and my partner's sex life and it is great to use alone and together! Great settings, different intensities and vibrations, would 100% recommend!"
Best for hitting your G-spot
Intense pleasure and a large dose of happiness is yours with the Happy Rabbit 2 G-Spot Vibrator. Soaring arousal with 2 strong motors, 12 shaft functions and 3 ear speeds, the internal shaft tips you over the edge to breathless orgasms.
What customers say: "The toy is so soft and flexible allowing for easy insertion and smooth play. The head of the rabbit could also be used for clitoral stimulation as its just so soft! Other rabbits haven’t fit me anatomically, the rabbit ears are normally way too high or low but this is perfect."
Best for secret stimulation
This whisper-quiet vibe has it all. From its 5 patterns with 5 intensities each, to its curved silicone bulb for supreme internal pleasure. Prepare for some seriously sensual sessions.
What customers say: "It is really powerful and yet - amazingly quiet and lightweight. I kept experimenting and I finally figured out where to place it to really make this machine work and OMG, I finally 'got it'! Feels almost like super good, really fast oral. It is now is my favourite vibrator. Whoever invented it deserves a medal."
Best for luxurious fun
Spoil yourself or a partner with the blissful sensations of 8 patterns and 12 levels of adjustable intensity. This silken silicone siren is whisper-quiet and is wirelessly operated. Let the games begin...
What customers say: "The egg can be used externally as well as internally but it's inside where it really does it's magic. I find that it hits the spot and more, the range of pulse patterns means you can suit your mood and the varying intensity is a lot of fun, especially if your partner has hold of the remote!"
Best for long-distance couple’s play
For hands-free and long-distance loving this glorious gadget is heaven sent. With 10 rumbling vibration modes, the remote connects the Chorus to the free We-Connect app, which shares the toy's controls with your partner, wherever they may be.
What customers say: "We love this toy. It's the only couple's toy we've had any success with during PIV. It's pretty much hands-free, and it's really comfortable in a whole host of positions (for both me and Mrs Chimp). And it's got so many different options and ways to use it to choose from. Love it."
Best for beginners
This super-smooth classic vibrator is an ideal quiet companion. Great for both solo and couple’s play, the firm body and rounded tip enjoy 3 powerful vibration speeds and 4 patterns to tempt, tease and satisfy.
What customers say: "Extremely well made and finished with seven powerful vibrations. The rounded end is comfortable and the exterior is silky smooth. Our old vibrators have all gone into retirement. My wife and I both highly recommend this vibrator."
Best for girth
This substantial classic quietly and confidently delivers wickedly powerful vibrations along its 7 inches of insertable length and 4.75 inch circumference. Battery-powered and 100% waterproof, this sub is silent but deadly!
What customers say: "This thing is a little miracle worker! I am not ashamed to say that I have had difficulty being satisfied in sex and in masturbation, and this little device smashed all of my worries out the window! It is amazing!"