Secret Santa Gift Guide

by Chelle

on Nov 22, 2021

Just like Christmas, the most exciting part is often the lead up to the big moment, so why not add a little spice into your Secret Santa gifting this year? After all, does anyone really want to rip open a pair of novelty socks?

image of wrapped christmas gifts

With our 3 for 2 offer across our fun and foreplay range, you’re sure to pick up a bargain that will have your gift recipients rocking around the Christmas tree. Of course, sex toys might not be the ideal gift for everyone, but if you’re looking for a fun way to spice up the holiday festivities, we’ve got your Christmas shopping covered…

The hardest part will be choosing just three to slip into your stocking…

For the pleasure seeker

Lovehoney Ignite Orgasm Gel 30ml

This luxuriously light and silky smooth Orgasm Gel magnifies skin sensitivity which may help bring you decadently intense, amplified orgasms. Water-based with skin-tingling extracts, Ignite helps you to build sensations and heavenly arousal with every stroke.

What customers say: "My girlfriend loves this one. It makes the pleasure so much better and the orgasms is quicker achieved and much stronger. We use it all the time and especially together with a wand. We have tried other brands but this is the best! Just a small amount and then boom within a minute".

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For hands-free happiness

Lovehoney Tease Me Silicone Tip Adjustable Nipple Clamps

Nip your nips for a provocative pinching and the erotic pleasure only nipple clamps can provide. Leaving your love buttons erect and ultra-sensitive for subsequent play, enjoy maximum arousal from each stroke, lick and nibble. Nipplegasms ahoy!

What customers say: "Husband bought these as I love nipple play. I have other clamps and suckers but some are large and cumbersome. These are well made and have the desired pinch to make your nipples hard, erect and sensitive. After removal my nipples were very sensitive amazing feeling. Made me extremely wet great for foreplay".

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For the dirty talker

Lovehoney Oh! Talk Dirty Playing Cards

Ever wanted to try a spot of dirty talk in the bedroom, but didn't know where to start? This deck-of-cards-with-a-difference is the perfect way to get the words flowing. Each card bears a sexy phrase and instruction for you and your partner to explore.

What customers say: "Bought these cards as a sexy game to play and they really do the trick! It helps break the ice when sexy talk is difficult. These have really helped to give us ideas and have fun at the same time. Good ideas of different games to play with these are included in the pack. A great way to spend a slow Sunday afternoon".

For the one who goes-with-the-flow

Lovehoney Oh! Satin Blindfold

Can’t wait to see what Santa has in store? With the Lovehoney Oh! Satin blindfold, they might just have to. This season, steal one of their five senses and heighten the pleasure they feel just from touch. The deep red crimson colour is perfect for this time of year, and when the festive frolics are all wrapped up, it doubles up as a must-have sleep mask.

What customers say: "So very soft and comfortable to wear. It is thick enough to leave the wearer in total darkness while focussing on heightened body sensations. It is great quality for the price and a nice simple addition to any play and toy collection. What can I say, I love not knowing what is coming.".

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For the vibe lover

BASICS Vibrating Waterproof Cock Ring

Send shivers and tingles all down his shaft and pop a vibrating cock ring into the Secret Santa gift extravaganza. Chunky and durable with a battery life of upto 30 minutes, you can make the Christmas countdown last a little longer. Throw in a bottle of lube and a pack of batteries and that will really make a gift to feel merry about.

What customers say: "The vibrations are good and the textured sleeve feels great for both people. The ring is a good size to make it tight and its double ring layout makes it easy to manouver when its wet without pinching yourself. Knowing its waterproof is great so you can use it in all situations but the vibrator sleeve can be a bit slippery.".

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For the low-key bondage fan

Bondage Boutique Pink Furry Handcuffs

Bondage doesn't have to be all leather and studs, and we've proven it with the Bondage Boutique Pink Furry Handcuffs. Combining the best of both worlds, these lockable cuffs are durable and reliable, yet fluffy like a kitten for super-comfy fun.

What customers say: "These handcuffs are a really great way to start introducing bondage in the bedroom. They are soft and comfortable but have a little more restraint than some other products that I have tried out before. The pink colour also makes them seem super cute. They are adjustable and have a neat safety latch as well as a locking mechanism".

For the pocket rocket

Lovehoney Oh! Kiss Me Lipstick Vibrator

Squirrelled away in your make-up bag, with the Oh! Kiss Me Lipstick Vibrator your sexiest secret stays completely discreet yet on hand whenever you need it. Powerful single speed vibrations channel through the lipstick tip for swift gratification.

What customers say: "I love this product so much! From the outside it legitimately just looks like a lipstick, it has a lipstick cap and everything. The bottom of the product has a small cap where you take it off to reveal the button to start the vibrations. Oh damn.. those vibrations.. for something so small, I am ALWAYS satisfied".

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For the backdoor buff

BASICS Anal Beads 6.5 Inch

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmass everywhere we go… so, why not stir up excitement with these tapered anal beads? In reverse formation, with the largest set at the tip and the smallest at the end, the beads intensify pleasure when removed during climax and really will feel as good as they look making them perfect for masturbation satisfaction.

What customers say: "This was easy to insert and comfortable to leave in for an extended time. The flexibility of it allows it to move with your body as you move. This definitely won’t get you to orgasm on its own, but it’s a nice feeling while playing with yourself or having sex. The loop on the end is large enough that it’s easy to grab to pull out, but is still flexible enough that you would be able to hide it under clothes if you wanted to".

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For the best of both worlds

BASICS Textured Rabbit Vibrator

Forget mistletoe and wine, it’s all about the vibes with this slender and stimulating rabbit vibrator that’s packed with powerful wow-factor.Textured with tantalising buds for even more internal pleasure, and equipped with the classic bunny shaped ears for clitoral stimulation - there will be orgasms a-plenty once the batteries are in. Keep Jack Frost at bay and gift your Secret Santa recipient with this red hot vibrator.

What customers say: "Wow! I’ve never used a rabbit before so this was my first experience. Love the jelly like material, this makes it a lot more comfortable. It’s a bit noisy so can only use when I’m home alone but fab introduction to rabbits. Not a big fan of twist base controls as it’s kind of awkward to reach and twist, also I’m left handed and never twist in the right direction".

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Written by Chelle. Lovehoney Editorial Team
Chelle is a multi-published adult author who believes great sex starts with having the confidence to explore your fantasies in the bedroom.
A bondage and kink enthusiast, Chelle is also an advocate for BDSM education, and when she’s not writing blogs for Lovehoney, you'll find her planning for her next erotica novel.

Originally published on Nov 22, 2021. Updated on Nov 23, 2021