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    1. Classified Mr Moo Cow Thong

      Average customer review 5 out of 5 stars18 reviews

      The udderly brilliant Mr Moo lives up to his name entirely, mooing on demand for your amoosement. Pop your package into the pouch and invite your lover to the barnyard petting zoo. Cowabunga!

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      1. Classified Mr Moo Cow Thong

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    1. Product Description

      The udderly brilliant Mr Moo lives up to his name entirely, mooing on demand for your amoosement. Pop your package into the pouch and invite your lover to the barnyard petting zoo. Cowabunga!

      You might think you're dating the man who's got everything but we're willing to wager this is missing from his collection. An ideal novelty gift, or a stag do party prop, this pouch is just the thing for a side-splitting laugh.

      Elastic color may vary.

      Key Features:

      • Mr Moo package pouch for men
      • Actually moos for added hilarity
      • Thong style shows off your behind
      • Perfect novelty gift
      • The ONLY outfit you need for #CowAppreciationDay
    1. How it feels

      • Contains latex: No

    Classified Size Chart

    1. Classified Lingerie Size UK Dress size Bust
      Small 8 - 10 32" - 34"
      Medium 12 - 14 34" - 37"
      Large 16 - 18 37" - 40"
      XL 20 - 22 40" - 42"
      XXL 22 - 24 42" - 44"
      One Size 8 - 14 32" - 36"

       

      Classified Lingerie Size US Dress size
      Small  6 - 8
      Medium 10 - 12
      Large 14- 16
      XL 18 - 20
      XXL 20 - 22
      One Size  8 - 12

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    1. Customer Reviews

      Classified Mr Moo Cow Thong 18 5 out of 5 stars 5 out of 5

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      1. Classified Mr Moo Cow Thong
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    1. Best underwear I have ever bought

      Reviewed: February 4, 2018 by AndyK25, a Bisexual Going Steady Male

      Bought this as a surprise for my girlfriend when we went on holiday not long ago. This is one of the best ideas I have ever had.

      Never have I ever seen her laugh so much when I walked out of the bathroom with it on, and the fact that it actually moos just made everything so much better!

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Its Moos!
      Cons
      Can't wear it out to dinner for fear it it Mooing !
      Bottom line
      Hilarious!
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    1. Mighty Moo

      Reviewed: December 3, 2017 by Siren call

      What a great product, I love buying a novelty item to laugh the OH into bed and this one worked wonders.

      The fit, quality and durability is all good and as you’d expect for Lovehoney. I slipped into this and was laughing before the big reveal so much I nearly gave the surprise away. The moo is loud and enthusiastic and had us in fits of laughter. Fair warning, make sure you're on your own with OH when using these. In a shared house, if the moo isn’t heard the laughter will be and it may be awkward if someone comes knocking whilst you’re parading in the mighty moo pants!

      I do recommend getting these, they’re such good fun and have lasted well and provided many belly laughs.

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Comedy. Mighty Moo. Shared laughter.
      Cons
      Nothing.
      Bottom line
      Mighty moo, mighty laughs.
    3. 2 people found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. A cow for all seasons

      Reviewed: April 25, 2017 by RetroCollector, a Straight Married Male

      Bought these as a surprise for the wife as she was having a hard time at work.

      So after a bad day, I slipped these on under a dressing gown and gave her a quick flash when she was sat down watching TV. This cheered her up no end and an evening of making the cow moo ensued.

      They have lasted surprisingly well for a novelty item, still has both eyes and moo'ing away. No issues with sizing either.

      A great fun piece of underwear.

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Great fun little product and well made.
      Cons
      Loved everything about it.
      Bottom line
      Excellent product to give your partner a laugh.
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    1. Fun

      Reviewed: April 18, 2017 by Eagles13, a Straight Single Male

      I bought these for a very silly surprise.

      They are extremely comfortable to wear and I can safely say that get a good reaction.

      Initially they got a laugh then, well, we had a lot of fun.

      It was hard to try keeping it from mooing under trousers when trying to hide the surprise.

      That is the only downside to these.

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Good fun.
      Cons
      Hard to keep quiet if trying to hide.
      Bottom line
      Good fun.
    3. 1 person found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. Fits of laughter

      Reviewed: November 20, 2016 by FoxyRed16, a Straight Going Steady Female

      When I was thinking about making my first purchase on here, I was so sure I'd go for all things sexy!

      Then I thought "you're leaving your boyfriend out!" And I stumbled across this gem!

      I kid you not, my boyfriend and I were howling like hyenas when we saw this and. When he put it on... let's just say it was amazing!

      Such a fun little novelty item, or stocking filler - given the time of year!

      I would really recommend this to couples trying to bring a light hearted-ness into the bedroom. :)

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      The novelty, the sound effects, the ears.
      Cons
      N/A.
      Bottom line
      My overall summary of the product? Absolutely amazing!
    3. 1 person found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes